Top Stock Picks of 2013 Lose Out to Honey Boo Boo

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Jan. 3 (Bloomberg) -- I have the ultimate hot tip if you’reobsessing over what to do with your portfolio in 2013: Ignoreall the “How to Invest in 2013” nonsense that you see inmagazines, blogs and on business television this time of year.

My advice? When you see one of those how-to articles,retreat to the kitchen for what’s left of the holiday eggnog andshut off the computer. If some TV stock jock is interviewing aWall Street star about a best pick for the year ahead, grab theremote and surf for a rerun of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Atleast it won’t be you who is being exploited.