Timothy L. O'Brien, Columnist

Hedge Funds Want Taxpayers to Think They’re ‘Small’

Maybe they don’t deserve a bailout as much as your neighborhood restaurant does.

Hedge funds want to live in a small world after all.

Photographer: Justin Chin/Bloomberg

It’s a world of laughter
A world of tears
It’s a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There’s so much that we share
That it’s time we’re aware
It’s a small world after all.

“Disney’s Sing-Along Songs”