Matt Levine, Columnist

Ticket Schemes and Fed Positions

Also communist index funds, securities fraud, mortgage fraud, QE and lending, bitcoin adoption and florists.

September 7, 2017 at 1:34 PM UTC

Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist. A former investment banker at Goldman Sachs, he was a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz; a clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit; and an editor of Dealbreaker.

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The Federal Bureau of Investigation usually has a pretty deft comedic touch, and you can see where they're coming from here: