Matt Levine, Columnist

Cat Funds and Cooking IPOs

Also bitcoin swaps, SALT, doctors vs. bankers and Marcus Goldman with a nose ring.

Cat beta.

For science, Bloomberg's Dani Burger built an index of companies with "cat" in their names, found that it was up 849,751 percent in a backtest, and shopped the idea to various quants, who gamely made fun of it. Cliff Asness: