Matt Levine, Columnist

Consumer Banking and Orange Juice

Also Herbalife, IPOs, teens, pacemaker murder, and newly chastened unicorns.

Boring banking.

For all the talk about bringing back the Glass-Steagall Act that used to separate investment banking from consumer and commercial banking, one of the big stories in modern U.S. financial regulation is the push for big investment banks to build up their consumer-banking business. That's what Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley are doing: