Putin Would Eat President Trump for Lunch

Other flamboyant businessmen have crossed him. It doesn't end well.

Or are you just happy to see me?

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Donald Trump keeps saying that, as president, he would have a good relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin. He's probably deluded: Putin doesn't make deals with brash, showy businessmen. He eats them for lunch.

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