Banks Demand Pity Party Over Volcker Rule Losses

Whatever successes might have been attained within the hundreds of pages of regulations implementing the Volcker Rule, our nation's bureaucrats must have known they couldn't do anything that would force banks to unearth any long-buried losses in their financial reports. Because then many bankers would feel victimized. They would demand that regulators rush to soothe their hurt feelings. And America would never be the same until the banks could keep those losses unrecognized again.

Yes, I'm kidding. But the banking lobby isn't. This week, a Utah-based lender, Zions Bancorp, said it would have to take a charge to earnings in the neighborhood of $387 million because the new rules will force it to sell a bunch of collateralized debt obligations. Those CDOs declined in value a long time ago. But the accounting rules said Zions didn't have to include those losses in its earnings. Now that Zions has to sell them, it can't keep the losses buried and must count them on its income statement.