You Could Make Money on the Louvre Heist

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Think about all the things you can do in seven minutes. You could whip up a delicious frosting. Or get an under-eye lift. Or complete a physiologist-approved workout. Or you could rob one of the most prestigious museums in the world in broad daylight and humiliate the French.