Gearoid Reidy, Columnist

Urban Bears Bring Fur and Loathing to Japan

Bears are becoming brazen in Japan.

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In a seminal 1996 episode of The Simpsons, bear attacks lead to anger among the people of Springfield and the formation of Bear Patrol, a ludicrously over-the-top and over-funded response unit that protects the city from ursine invaders with B-2 stealth bombers.

I can’t have been the only one to think of this response when reports first circulated that Japan was sending its Ground Self-Defense Forces, the equivalent of the army, to tackle the scourge of bears in the north of the country.