Matt Levine, Columnist

Private Credit Wants to Be the Bank

Also failed M&A, OpenAI restructuring and Bitcoin adoption.

Programming note: This is the last Money Stuff of 2024. Happy holidays, and thanks so much for reading this year. We’ll be back on Monday, Jan. 6, 2025.

One of the big stories of modern finance is the rise of narrow banking in the form of private credit. “Narrow banking” is, in banking theory, roughly the idea that banks shouldn’t make loans. Instead: