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Dubai’s Yachts Didn’t Need This Much Rain
This week’s inundation in the UAE came instead from a different human-made creation: climate change.
Not a lazy river.
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To all the writers out there chasing a Pulitzer Prize, I regret to inform you that your efforts are futile. A man who goes by the name “Big Al” has produced what may well be the greatest literary work of the 21st century. It belongs in the Library of Congress or, at the very least, on the front page of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: