Gary Gensler Should Have Counter-Trolled
The SEC failed to come out of the Bitcoin ETF approval disaster with its reputation intact.
POV: Your Twitter got hacked but it’s all your fault because you kept dismissing the pop-up asking you to enable 2-factor authentication.
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If you wanted to be featured in Matt Levine’s newsletter Money Stuff, there’s a few things you could do. You could, say, be the world’s richest person. Or you could insider trade while drunk on the squash court — or eavesdrop on your spouse. Or you could ask Masa Son to invest $10 billion in your company, then use it as kindling to light the whole edifice on fire. But none of that is anonymous. And all of it is messy, legally speaking. The entire world will know you’re a person of low intelligence or even lower morals, including Matt Levine — your favorite literary figure on earth, whom you venerate as a financial saint.