Matt Levine, Columnist

Hackers Know Everything Is Securities Fraud

Also Rivian phantom bonds, short-seller whistleblowers, the Sculptor endgame and Don’t Touch My Money.

Programming note: Money Stuff will be off tomorrow, back on Monday.

I say this a lot but it keeps being true: Every bad thing that a public company does, and every bad thing that happens to a public company, is also securities fraud.