Matt Levine, Columnist

Adam Neumann Is So Good at This

Probabilistic billionaires, non-recourse loans, Warren Buffett’s personal account, IPO allocations and Skynet vs. onions.

Programming note: Money Stuff will be off tomorrow, back on Monday.

Here are three ways to become a billionaire. One is you create some good or service, you sell it for more than it costs you to produce it, and you keep doing that until you have a billion dollars. Call this a cash billionaire.