Tesla’s Cybertruck Is Giving Investors Road Rage
Not even Elon Musk sounded especially encouraging about the new vehicle’s prospects for turning Tesla around.
Rage against the machine.
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Wanna hear something truly wild? It’s been 1,428 days since Elon Musk unveiled the Cybertruck. If Nov. 21, 2019, seems like eons ago — well, that’s because it was, to be honest. Donald Trump was still president. Covid-19 was still nonexistent. Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine was still on Vladimir Putin’s drawing board. In other words: The world feels substantially more apocalyptic today. And what better vehicle to ride out the apocalypse than the Cybertruck? It’s the perfect truck-turned-mini-camper of your dreams: