Matt Levine, Columnist

Don’t Let a Robot Do the Earnings Call

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Bad news.

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Programming note: Money Stuff will be off tomorrow, back on Monday.

The way a public company’s quarterly earnings call generally works is that it puts out a press release with the earnings information, and then its chief executive officer and chief financial officer get on a call with analysts. The CEO and CFO give an introduction to the call, describing the quarter’s highlights, and then the analysts ask questions and the executives answer them.