Matt Levine, Columnist

Celsius Was Lying

Also shares of a Ferrari and back-tightness inside information.

Programming note: Money Stuff will be off tomorrow, back on Monday.

A week ago, in an item about Celsius Network, I wrote that “everyone who has paid attention to crypto over the past few years has their own personal top-10 list of ‘why aren’t those people in jail?’ projects.” I guess I can cross a name off my list: