Matt Levine, Columnist

Don’t Insider Trade Drunk on the Squash Court

Also AI vs. AI, Bitcoin ETF, crypto KYC and braiiiiiins.

Programming note: Money Stuff will be off Monday, back on Tuesday.

I guess it is time for an Fourteenth Law of Insider Trading, and frankly it’s a little weird that this has never come up before, but: Don’t ... insider trade … while … drunk?