Mark Gongloff, Columnist

Stocks Just Aren’t Going to Make Sense for a While

They’ll be living in a different universe for the foreseeable future.

It’s confusing for sure.

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Hey, have you noticed how everything is basically terrible? No? Then perhaps you are not a person but a stock. And congratulations to you on that.