Matt Levine, Columnist

It’s Hard for Big Banks to Be Cool

Also glamorous insider trading, corporate parenthood, Martin Shkreli and blockchains for peace.

Who has the competitive advantage in setting up a modern youth-oriented mobile and internet banking service:

The bank has some obvious advantages. Banking is a very regulated business, and if you are already a bank you already have most of the necessary regulatory approvals and the know-how and connections to get the rest. If you’re already a biggish bank, you probably have some name recognition, which will make it easier to attract customers and convince them to trust you with their money. You already have the back-end technology to, like, keep track of the money, so you can just build a mobile and internet interface on top of that rather than starting from scratch. Plus you already have money; you have deposits, and a process for investing them in assets, etc., so you don’t have to start from scratch there either.