Matt Levine, Columnist

Dog Leasing and Bank Fines

Also Snap, Dow 21K, Bridgewater, short selling, unicorns and stock buybacks.

March 2, 2017 at 3:06 PM UTC

Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist. A former investment banker at Goldman Sachs, he was a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz; a clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit; and an editor of Dealbreaker.

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Subprime dog leasing.

I am hoping that Bloomberg will spring to have this story engraved on an obelisk so that, thousands of years in the future, when people or aliens find the remains of our civilization, they'll understand what we were all about: