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Brooke Sample and Shira Ovide

I Hate My IPhone

Where did such a beautiful relationship go wrong? It's time to have the conversation.
Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Photographer: David Paul Morris/Getty Images

I have an iConfession: I hate my iPhone.

It wasn’t always so. I loved it once and now I hate it the way I can only hate an old flame. I remember the first soft touch of a virtual keyboard in 2009. I pine for my innocent infatuation with the wonder of iTunes.