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Megan McArdle

Sorry, Kids. This Columnist Won't Write Your Essay for You.

At least have the decency to copy your homework from some other student.
The old-school approach.

The old-school approach.

Photographer: Patrick T. Fallon/Bloomberg

Dear sir or madam,

I am in receipt of your recent e-mail, requesting that I provide you with my insights into the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. Or perhaps it was the stimulus. Then again, you may have been interested in my thoughts on carbon taxes, and global warming more generally.