Matt Levine, Columnist

If You Want to Pretend Your Stocks Are Buildings, Now You Can

A flock of birds landing on your virtual reality investing tool means that people are making fun of it on Twitter, or that there's something on your headset that birds find delicious.

November 19, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

By Matt Levine

Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist. A former investment banker at Goldman Sachs, he was a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz; a clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit; and an editor of Dealbreaker.

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If you've ever dreamed of being able to "process financial information easily without ever seeing a single number or percentage," then you are mad, but also someone has built a thing for you. You wear it on your face and walk around looking at your stock portfolio; be careful not to trip over Radio Shack!

The guy in charge of this thing can't even keep a straight face in the story, which ends with him saying that StockCity is "edutainment, which I know is a horrible word."