July 18 (Bloomberg) -- Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota
congresswoman and Republican candidate for president, is
making a muscular showing in the polls. She is telegenic.
She is clever. Some of her Republican opponents worry she
may be unstoppable.
But never fear, oh Republican opponents of Michele
Bachmann: I’ve devised a fail-safe way to bring her to a
state of cognitive paralysis. This method will require some
travel on her part. Bachmann’s destination: the Tel Aviv
gay-pride parade.