Clippers Sale Deserves Harvard Study on ‘Idiocy’ Profits

The sale of the Los Angeles Clippers will yield a windfall for Donald Sterling, whose racist remarks and bungled apology will lead to a record-shattering price for a team.

“Never in the course of sports purchases has complete idiocy led to a price that will definitely raise the value of every single NBA team,” said Andy Dolich, who has held management positions in the four major U.S. sports leagues. “The next major focal point will be on the amount of money that was paid to a guy that pulled the pin on his own hand grenade while holding it.”