Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs
Reputed baby daddy Levi Johnston's memoir was announced on Apr. 25
Sarah Palin In-Your-Pocket talking keychain - $9.99
Laugh now, but she was almost the Veep
Alaska Outlaws, Rebels, & Cons cards - $9.95
Sarah is the queen of clubs; Levi is the jack of hearts
Sarah's Embarrassmints gourmet mints - $3
Made to "get the bad taste out of your mouth"
Inventive Travelware luggage tag - $4.75
A must-have for those hoping to see Russia without a passport
Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter - $2.99
In this e-book, the former Alaska governor goes blood-sucking rogue
Going Vogue magnetic dress-up doll - $14.95
Dress her up for a Tea Party rally!
Rubie's Costume Co. Sarah Palin mask - $45.95
For your next bank heist
2011 Sarah Palin WTF!? Did She Really Just Say That? calendar - $12.99
For those who need a daily reminder
Life-size Sarah Palin chainsaw cardboard cutout - $49.99
Caribou Barbie in a bikini. With a chainsaw
Palin 2012 iPhone 3 case - $44.95
The iPalin you've been waiting for
Johnston's 2009 Wonderful Pistachios commercial
They also hired Snooki
Hobbs & Dobbs Sarah Palin toilet-paper roll - $8.98
SP TP? You betcha!
Johnston's Playgirl cover - $5.99
His winter 2010 photo shoot made the Alaskan hunter a gay icon
Practice Safe Policy's Palin condoms - $5.95
The inventors say these are "drill friendly" rubbers
Wasilla Tan Rogue Maximizer tanning lotion - $60
For governors sans tanning beds
Drill Baby Drill - $13.95
A hard-core—literally—Palin-inspired film from Penthouse
Sarah Palin Wiggles Wigs for Dogs wig - $38.95
Palin's iconic coiffure—for your pooch
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