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Star Serves Frito Pie, $89 Steak, Murdered Veggies: Ryan Sutton

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The jokey menu at The Brooklyn Star reveals that its vegetables are “yanked from the earth with extreme prejudice.”

All animals are humanely dispatched using a Tarantino-style “five point exploding heart punch.” Corn chips are “sourced” from the Frito factory in Plano, Texas. And Kool-Aid is poured.