Jim Cramer Has Lost It: Nobody Should Feel Sorry For a Man With His Own Plane

Anyone catch Jim Cramer's appearance on Imus in the Morning today? The host of "Mad Money", on Imus to flog his book, came to near tears as he moaned to Imus about how his homelife was in a shambles (Cramer seems to hint that he had an affair), that he is on an anti-depressant and he has had to "tone down" his energy. "I have to realize I'm not a machine," said Cramer, his voice cracking. He also said the last time he was on the show, his life was a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Now, it's a six, he said. And he's hoping for an 8.

Memo to Cramer: Shut The Hell Up. You have...what....like a billion dollars? Quoting Anthony Hopkins from a truly terrible movie, "The Edge": "Never Feel Sorry for a Man With His Own Plane."