Show a Little Pride, Millennials

Self-loathing is not an attractive generational trait.

Get your squad goals in order.

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Perhaps the best part of being a millennial -- aside from the constant news-media attention -- is being a member of a team. We're a big group, millions of snake people, coiled together as we're adored and bemoaned and analyzed and seduced. Our squad is powerful. And exclusive: We're no longer accepting new members.

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