Why Would Anyone Follow Detroit's Pension Plan?

What kind of numerically illiterate pension trustees would issue "bonus checks" every time investment returns exceeded the target rate? The kind who oversee funds in San Diego, Philadelphia, Illinois and a host of other places.

Good for them, not so good for their successors.

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All the way back in 2013, when I learned of Detroit's insane plan to issue "bonus checks" to retirees every time the pension system's investment returns exceeded the target rate, I was rendered speechless. Anyone with even a modicum of understanding of how investments work understands that the target return is the average return expected over a number of years. Some years will be higher, some years lower, but over time, these should average out. If you hand out the "excess" during the good years but don't dock checks during the years in which your funds underperform, you'll quickly drive your pension into insolvency. What kind of numerically illiterate trustees would allow this madness?

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