Keep Calm and Put Down the Sriracha

It has come to my attention that some of you are becoming unable to eat good food unless it is spiced to within an inch of its life.

That's enough.

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It has come to my attention that some of you are becoming unable to eat good food unless it is spiced to within an inch of its life.

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