Matt LevineBloomberg Opinion Columnist

Also rates traders, Celsius investigations, Tom Brady’s interest in crypto and streaming slot machines.

Also CEO pay, APEs, WANdisco, Bridgewater robots, robot lawyers, Metro-North insider trading and Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape.

WFH insider trading, Paxlovid shadow trading, SofBank bought the wrong AI and Elon Musk broke his website.

Also hot money, DWAC insider trading and police insider trading.

Also Lordstown, Rule 144 and MetaBirkins.

Also private credit, the purpose of banking, bags of cash and biotech hedging.

Also Bittrex customer claims, expert networks in China and fractional art trading.

Also lawyers get paid, shadow trading, private equity recruiting, AI in ESG and Twitter pays its bills.

Also corporate discount rates, AT1  markets, sesame allergies and Masayoshi-Son-flattering chatbots.

Also Two Sigma feuding, MiFID II modifications, crypto exchange internal market makers and “only insider trade while drunk.”

Also AI vs. AI, Bitcoin ETF, crypto KYC and braiiiiiins.

Also oil capex, SAFU funds and Twitter spam bots.

Also the CEO of Goldman Sachs is also a DJ, the managing director title, and Morgan Stanley interns projected in Times Square.

Also UBS bought Credit Suisse, are stablecoins securities, crypto funds North Korea’s missile program and Jeff Bezos bought a share of stock.

Also EnTrust/EnTRust, GameStop and Coinbase puts.

Also Instagram’s paperclip maximizer.

Also Flo Rida at private equity parties.

Also an X IPO, online banking, hedge fund pay and temperature arbitrage.

Also direct listing lawsuits, SPAC lawsuits, unemployed Harvard MBAs and the CEO of Goldman Sachs is also a DJ.

Also banking vs. insurance, liability management in a world of higher rates, and crypto in tradfi.