Solvency vs. liquidity, Alameda loans, some podcast foreshadowing and some Jefferies shade.
Matt LevineBloomberg Opinion Columnist
Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist covering finance. He was an editor of Dealbreaker, an investment banker at Goldman Sachs, a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz, and a clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit.
Also Binance vs. FTX and some more Elon Musk Twitter chaos.
Also Twitter ads, free-riding and unusual hedge-fund jobs.
Also distressed debt, mortgages vs. Marcus, severance, and a tiny bit of Elon.
Also Libor prosecutions, blue-check pricing negotiations, meme-stock bank runs and the laws of tax.
Golden parachutes, layoffs, poetry, plus Mark Zuckerberg and Treasury market liquidity.
Also an activist bylaw fight and Elon Musk carrying a sink.
Also Ye is not a billionaire, distressed-debt interest-stripping and diamond derivatives.
Also a big crypto thing, Celsius bankruptcy wrangling and cannabis accounting.
Also UBS tech vs. people and JPMorgan advisers vs. private bankers.
Also Elon Musk is overpaying for Twitter, the SEC is busy, and YOLOing options.
Also the Boredom Markets Hypothesis, crypto wash trading, a decentralized Do Kwon manhunt, greenwashing regulation and a perfect memoir.
Also Elon Musk’s plans for Twitter bots, Engine No. 1, green hushing and Binance.
Also anti-ESG costs, the Ye/Parler deal, the Musk/Twitter deal, SPAC returns and a crypto astrology scandal.
Also liquidation preferences, anti-ESG, Putin ESG, indoor vs. outdoor investment decisions, Japanese bond market liquidity and yeeting sus altcoins.
Also Bored Ape securities and unlikely Musk/Twitter outs.
Also Elon Musk Twitter miscellanea, crypto custody, margin lending, the economics Nobel and Damien Hirst dot NFTs.
No decision by Musk in the Twitter deal has lasted that long.
