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Matt Levine

Business Rapper Was Bad at Bitcoin Laundering

Also Wall Street departures, bribery, and an NFT car.

In her public life, Heather Morgan seems to have been the cringiest imaginable sort of crypto-adjacent hustle-bro. Here is a nightmarish YouTube video of her rapping. (“This song is for the entrepreneurs,” it begins.) Here is an even more nightmarish TikTok video of her rapping. Here is the program for a talk she gave at a tech salon about “How to Social Engineer Your Way Into Anything”; here are some slides. Here is, and I cannot stress this enough, her Forbes contributor page.

In her private life she allegedly conspired to launder $4.5 billion of Bitcoin stolen from a crypto exchange?