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Francis Wilkinson

Lil Wayne LaPierre's NRA Gangster Rap

Wayne LaPierre understands that violence makes for beautiful music.
NRA, NWA -- close enough. Photographer: John Gress/Getty Images
NRA, NWA -- close enough. Photographer: John Gress/Getty Images

I'm looking for an old-school, old-neighborhood -- heck, just plain old -- rapper with a really nasty side. No touchy-feely new kids need apply.

You have to be able to deliver lyrics that have the right combination of menacing psychosis and cynical exploitation. (I wouldn't call the balance "delicate" exactly, but whatever.) Try out these lyrics I wrote: