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The Inside Secrets of New York's Most Exclusive Food Tour

A table at Rao’s. The fried chicken dinner at Momofuku. There are some near-impossible New York dining experiences that have food nerds foaming at the mouth—and one of them is writer Calvin Trillin’s walking tour of Chinatown and downtown Manhattan, held annually during the New Yorker Festival. The $150 tickets sell out in seconds to 35 lucky people, many of whom have waited years for the privilege. On the 14th year of the event, Bloomberg tagged along.

  1. Everything Flat Bagel, Hudson Bagels

    Everything Flat Bagel, Hudson Bagels

    "I think everyone in New York thinks that the best bagels are near their house," explained Trillin, 79, as his fans gathered around him at Father Demo Square in the West Village. It's 11 a.m. on Sunday, and to energize the group he's brought in flat everything bagels from his own local joint, Hudson Bagels. They are buttered and griddled. Hudson Bagels was opened by German Irish people, not Jews, he explains, and now it's owned by the people who run the Italian restaurant next door to it. (They are Middle Eastern.) "Flat bagels are for people who like the outside more than the inside," Trillin notes. The bagel is salty, and chewy enough to make your jaw hurt. It is perfect.

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  2. Blue Ribbon Bakery

    Blue Ribbon Bakery

    The group on the tour was a quintessential New Yorker-slash-NPR-slash-Zabar's crowd. For this mild walking expedition, they wore overly technical outdoor gear from stores like REI, wool blazers, and significant eyeglasses. On the way down the pretty side streets of the West Village, toward Blue Ribbon Bakery, there was a sighting of Sofia Coppola in the wild.

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  3. Savory Matzo Cracker, Blue Ribbon Bakery

    Savory Matzo Cracker, Blue Ribbon Bakery

    "If matzo really tasted like this, the Jews would have never left Egypt," Trillin told the crowd, once they had these brittle, frisbee-size delights in their hands. "Try some savory matzo and reassess the history of the Exodus." The salty cracker was coated in a thin layer of toasted cheese, which in turn covered a healthy smattering of rosemary. One woman dropped hers on the ground, and it shattered like glass.

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  4. SoHo


    Trillin, called "Bud" by those who know him well, spoke into a headpiece and wore a speaker around his neck. But it was one of those rare microphones that has the effect of somehow making a person sound even quieter, such that the crowd crammed in around him at every stop, frantic to catch his murmurs of wisdom. (More than one told me they'd signed up for the trip not for the food, but rather to spend a couple of hours with a longtime hero.)

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  5. Sesame Pancake With Vegetables, Vanessa's Dumplings

    Sesame Pancake With Vegetables, Vanessa's Dumplings

    Trays of these warm, doughy triangles were delivered to a SoHo street corner from Vanessa's Dumplings on the East Side. Filled with carrots, cucumbers, and cilantro, they tasted like a cozier version of banh mi.

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  6. SoHo


    It's weird to be on a New York walking tour full of New Yorkers. These are people who probably roll their eyes at other walking tours on other days. But even though these guys know better, the giddiness of being on this special adventure made everyone forget themselves. They crossed streets against the light, and they clogged sidewalks. Rather than get sheepish for seeming so touristy, they hoped to be asked what they were doing in this big scrum. Then there would be the chance to explain! At one point, a car blared its horn at the group, and a woman joked, "They obviously don't know who we are."

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  7. Tortilla Española, Despaña

    Tortilla Española, Despaña

    After walking down to Broome Street, the group piled into Despaña, a Spanish restaurant and specialty food shop that makes and imports Iberian delicacies. The tortilla Española, Trillin explains, "is a great thing for a party." It serves a lot of people and is easy to make. This version of the potato-and-egg dish has inflections of ham, but the primary effect is to remind you that the flavor of the humble potato is one worth honoring.

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  8. The Back Room at Despaña

    The Back Room at Despaña

    New Yorker writer Trillin is one of the world's most treasured humorists, and on the tour he had the group in stitches. Yet he himself never seemed to smile or laugh.

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  9. Chorizo, Despaña

    Chorizo, Despaña

    A worker encouraged visitors to try different flavors of imported chorizo sausage. Giving out samples, Trillin argues, is "obviously the polite thing to do."

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  10. The Police Building, 240 Centre Street

    The Police Building, 240 Centre Street

    This former police administration building, across the street from Despaña, is now full of luxury apartments. Trillin explained that since it looks so much like a cathedral, people used to call it "St. John the Fuzz."

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  11. Summer Rolls, Saigon

    Summer Rolls, Saigon

    In many places, summer rolls "just taste like grass," Trillin told our group. "But here, it has a peanut sauce!" The rolls, filled with daikon, chicken, carrots, and herbs, were indeed much improved with a puddle of dark peanut goo.

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  12. Graffiti Wall, Little Italy

    Graffiti Wall, Little Italy

    The tour clogged another sidewalk, blocking a street style blogger as she tried to take advantage of some colorful graffiti for a photo shoot. A man with impeccable white hair said to a friend, "We've got the golden ticket. We're invincible for three hours."

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  13. Di Palo's, Little Italy

    Di Palo's, Little Italy

    The next stop was Di Palo's, one of the last remaining Italian specialty shops in Little Italy. The cluttered space has that earthy, almost-bad-but-so-good smell of fermenting cheese, and sausages and hams hang from the ceiling. "They make mozzarella every day," Trillin explained. "The places that don't make it every day need to keep it in the fridge. A fridge to mozzarella is like a wooden cross to a vampire."

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  14. Prosciutto, Di Palo's

    Prosciutto, Di Palo's

    Sal Di Palo comes out to explain his family business, and introduce some of the generations working there at the moment. He has four cheesemakers making mozzarella seven days a week, and "everyone has their own techniques." We taste thick, springy slices of the cheese, and it is so fresh it tastes like pure, salty milk. (The bulbous things in the picture are prosciutto hams aged for 24 months.)

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  15. Banh Mi Saigon

    Banh Mi Saigon

    Next door is Banh Mi Saigon. Banh mi, Trillin explains, is "Vietnamese ingredients on French bread. I've described it as the only good argument for colonialism."

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  16. Banh Mi

    Banh Mi

    At this point, dizzy from all the food, I couldn't eat the whole banh mi. I stuffed most of it in my backpack with the hopes I'd eat it later. Loose backpack sandwich, what could go wrong?

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  17. Deluxe Food Market, Chinatown

    Deluxe Food Market, Chinatown

    On the way to our next stop, the group tromped through a long, narrow market full of exciting foods, like this tank of live crabs.

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  18. Deluxe Food Market, Chinatown

    Deluxe Food Market, Chinatown

    Also frogs.

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  19. Xi'an Famous Foods, Chinatown

    Xi'an Famous Foods, Chinatown

    Young Xi'an co-founder Jason Wang was so driven and focused on expanding his family's chain, according to Trillin, "on his wall he didn't have a picture of his grandmother as his Chinese hero; he had a picture of the founder of P.F. Chang's."

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  20. Spicy Cumin Lamb Burger, Xi'an Famous Foods

    Spicy Cumin Lamb Burger, Xi'an Famous Foods

    Like a Philly cheesesteak supercharged with cumin, and pressed between firm discs of bread, the lamb burger is so spicy that it makes your scalp tingle. It is perhaps the best thing we've tasted all day.

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  21. Shrimp Noodles, Sun Hing Lung

    Shrimp Noodles, Sun Hing Lung

    Farther east in Chinatown, we stopped by a storefront where they made rice noodles in an open shop on the sidewalk as you watched. One tour member asked the proprietress if she sold frozen dumplings to take home. Her English was not strong and she didn't understand, so he repeated his question louder, and in a Chinese accent.

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  22. Making Noodles, Sun Hing Lung

    Making Noodles, Sun Hing Lung

    The woman making noodles would take milky rice water and splash it into rectangular trays, which she slid into this steamer. Moments later, she would pull them out as sheets of gummy noodles, which she scraped effortlessly into little styrofoam containers to hand out to clients passing by on the street.

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  23. 88 Palace, Chinatown

    88 Palace, Chinatown

    Our last stop was 88 Palace, a cavernous dim sum casino splashed with pink fabrics and crystal chandeliers. It was located upstairs in a subterranean mall directly underneath the Manhattan Bridge. The woman seated next to me spoke about how rapturous she was to have taken the tour. She'd tried to get on it for exactly 10 years. "I didn't really believe it until I was putting in my credit card information," she said. A few tour members used this opportunity to ask Trillin to sign copies of his books for them, like Remembering Denny, Tepper Isn't Going Out, and About Alice.

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  24. Shrimp Noodles, 88 Palace

    Shrimp Noodles, 88 Palace

    Trillin came by our table to point out this dish and thank us for coming. "I used to take my daughters here," he said. "My girls used to call these 'slime.'"

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