In anticipation of Netflix’s revival of the former Fox comedy series Arrested Development, a look at the Bluth family’s greatest hits of wasted money and misadventures in business.

The Lemon Grove
Michael puts $10,000 in Uncle Oscar’s lemon grove, not knowing the government has an easement on the land. “The first investment I made with the company money and it’s a total disaster,” he says.

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In anticipation of Netflix’s revival of the former Fox comedy series Arrested Development, a look at the Bluth family’s greatest hits of wasted money and misadventures in business.

The Lemon Grove
Michael puts $10,000 in Uncle Oscar’s lemon grove, not knowing the government has an easement on the land. “The first investment I made with the company money and it’s a total disaster,” he says.

Illustration by Quickhoney for Bloomberg Businessweek

How to Invest Like a Bluth

Business Blunders
Business Blunders

In anticipation of Netflix’s revival of the former Fox comedy series Arrested Development, a look at the Bluth family’s greatest hits of wasted money and misadventures in business.

The Lemon Grove
Michael puts $10,000 in Uncle Oscar’s lemon grove, not knowing the government has an easement on the land. “The first investment I made with the company money and it’s a total disaster,” he says.

Illustration by Quickhoney for Bloomberg Businessweek
The Cornballer
The Cornballer

George Sr. tried to market his invention, used to make cornballs, with Richard Simmons. Deemed dangerous, they’re taken off shelves in the U.S. George continues to sell them in Mexico.

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The Queen Mary
The Queen Mary

Tobias uses Bluth funds to buy Queen Mary, a gay club. He wants to name it “Tobias’ Queen Mary,” but the sign reads, “Tobias is Queen Mary.” He sells it to family attorney Barry Zuckerkorn.

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Sudden Valley
Sudden Valley

The doomed planned community is also home to the Bluth family’s rickety model home, which gradually falls apart and collapses into a sinkhole.

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Magic Tricks
Magic Tricks

GOB takes about $18,000 of company money for his Aztec Tomb “illusion.” George Sr. tries, and fails, to hide from the SEC in the Azetc Tomb during his retirement party.

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Model Homes in Iraq
Model Homes in Iraq

George Sr. was accused of treason for building homes for Saddam Hussein in Iraq. He’s later exonerated when it’s discovered the development was part of a CIA scheme to spy on Saddam.

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Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand
Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand

George Sr. hides $250,000 in the stand’s walls. Michael unknowingly incinerates it when he burns down the stand to send George a message.

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Charity
Charity

Lindsay takes $40,000 of company money for her anti-circumcision charity, H.O.O.P. (Hands Off Our Penises). “Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys,” Michael says.

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