Sarah Palin may be the biggest beneficiary of the ever-irrepressible Sarah Palin industry. But she isn’t the only one cashing in.

Sarah Palin may be the biggest beneficiary of the ever-irrepressible Sarah Palin industry. But she isn’t the only one cashing in.

The Sarah Palin Economy

Half Baked Alaska
Half Baked Alaska

Sarah Palin may be the biggest beneficiary of the ever-irrepressible Sarah Palin industry. But she isn’t the only one cashing in.

Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah ­Palin’s Crosshairs
Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah ­Palin’s Crosshairs

Reputed baby daddy Levi Johnston’s memoir was announced on Apr. 25.

Sarah Palin In-Your-Pocket talking keychain
Sarah Palin In-Your-Pocket talking keychain
$9.99

Laugh now, but she was almost the Veep.
Alaska Outlaws,  Rebels, & Cons cards
Alaska Outlaws, Rebels, & Cons cards
$9.95

Sarah is the queen of clubs; Levi is the jack of hearts.
Sarah’s Embarrassmints gourmet mints
Sarah’s Embarrassmints gourmet mints
$3

Made to “get the bad taste out of your mouth”.
Inventive Travelware luggage tag
Inventive Travelware luggage tag
$4.75

A must-have for those hoping to see Russia without a passport.
Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter
Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter
$2.99

In this e-book, the former Alaska governor goes blood-sucking rogue.
Going Vogue magnetic dress-up doll
Going Vogue magnetic dress-up doll
$14.95

Dress her up for a Tea Party rally!
Rubie’s Costume Co. Sarah Palin mask
Rubie’s Costume Co. Sarah Palin mask
$45.95

For your next bank heist.
2011 Sarah Palin WTF!? Did She Really Just Say That?  calendar
2011 Sarah Palin WTF!? Did She Really Just Say That? calendar
$12.99

For those who need a daily reminder.
Life-size Sarah Palin chainsaw cardboard cutout
Life-size Sarah Palin chainsaw cardboard cutout
$49.99

Caribou Barbie in a bikini. With a chainsaw.
Palin 2012 iPhone 3 case
Palin 2012 iPhone 3 case
$44.95

The iPalin you’ve been ­waiting for.
Johnston’s 2009 Wonderful Pistachios commercial
Johnston’s 2009 Wonderful Pistachios commercial

They also hired Snooki.

Hobbs & Dobbs Sarah Palin toilet-paper roll
Hobbs & Dobbs Sarah Palin toilet-paper roll
$8.98

SP TP? You betcha!
Johnston’s Playgirl cover
Johnston’s Playgirl cover
$5.99

His winter 2010 photo shoot made the Alaskan hunter a gay icon.
Practice Safe Policy’s Palin condoms
Practice Safe Policy’s Palin condoms
$5.95

The inventors say these are “drill friendly” rubbers.
Wasilla Tan Rogue ­Maximizer tanning lotion
Wasilla Tan Rogue ­Maximizer tanning lotion
$60

For governors sans tanning beds.
Drill Baby Drill
Drill Baby Drill
$13.95

A hard-core—literally—Palin-­inspired film from ­Penthouse.
Sarah Palin ­Wiggles Wigs for Dogs wig
Sarah Palin ­Wiggles Wigs for Dogs wig
$38.95

Palin’s iconic coiffure—for your pooch.