A Mnemonic Acronym for 17 Republicans

My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies. King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti. R.I.C.E.! If we need an acronym to remember how to treat a sprained ankle, there’s no way we’ll get through the Republican primary season without one. Here goes.

Until someone invites every Republican presidential candidate onto the same debate stage, who can possibly recall all 17 names without a visual aid? And beyond the twitchiest of the political junkies among us, who can easily do it even with a visual aid?

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