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Obama Gets Tip Over Bavarian Beer on G-7 Tour With Merkel

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The people of Kruen in Bavaria only learned at the last minute that the world’s most powerful man and woman were going to tour their village.

“We were surprised to be invited,” said Bernhard Neuner, the leader of the local branch of a traditional Alpine rifle club, a grouse feather sprouting from his green cap. “Normally we would fire a salute, but this time we had to leave our guns at home.”