Help to Purify America—With an Invasive Species Thanksgiving

The most patriotic feast involves consuming aliens.
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Doubtlessly feeling patriotic, House Speaker John Boehner has again released his Thanksgiving turkey recipe, a concoction that promotes the dubious practice of brining a turkey overnight in a mixture of water, salt, garlic, peppercorns, bay leaves, and All-American maple syrup.

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