What Campus Cops Really Think of Teen Stoners

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The campus police officers protecting Tompkins Cortland Community College in Dryden, N.Y., have produced perhaps the most entertaining series of incident reports you’ll read for a long time. Between January and November of this year, cops at the school colored a crime log full of false fire alarms and low-level marijuana charges with glib commentary on campus life and the occasional digression about bacon, the Ithaca Voice reported this week.

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