Live Blogging CES East: The Best (Fake) Gadget Show Ever

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Editor’s note: As the Consumer Electronics Show, a massive annual gadget gathering, kicks into high gear today in Las Vegas, we asked three well-regarded tech analysts to stay home and imagine the CES of their dreams. What follows is an entirely delirious and totally fictional live blog. Enjoy.

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