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The Best Fast-Food Fries: How Burger King's Satisfries Compare

Pitting Burger King’s new Satisfries against six other fast-food options
The Best Fast-Food Fries: How Burger King's Satisfries Compare
Photograph by Ben Blankenburg/Corbis

McDonald’s
They’re known to be the crispy, gold standard of fries but are actually consumed and forgotten instantly. The outside is never crunchy and is uniformly undersalted. The interior has little texture, scant potato essence, and no aftertaste. They have as much flavor as a Communion wafer, without any of the benefits of transubstantiation. Rating: 4.5/10