Let's Hope Andy Borowitz Doesn't 'Report' a U.S. Nuclear StrikeBy
Memo to Andy Borowitz: China has about 50 nuclear missiles capable of reaching the continental United States. Just something to keep in mind next time you’re writing a fake news story. Sometimes the humor gets lost in translation.
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