The phony Russian accents in “5 Days of War” sound like bad imitations of Boris and Natasha, the Cold War villains in the old Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons.
Authenticity isn’t foremost in Renny Harlin’s silly, simpleminded film about journalists covering the 2008 Russia-Georgia war who try to reunite a stranded Georgian teacher (Emmanuelle Chriqui) with her family.