Message to A.G. Lafley--My Gillette Mach 3 Turbo Razors Don't Work Anymore

Dear AG, I ran into the brillian Brian Collins (he’s doing great work for Al Gore) on the street yesterday and he has a new client who is starting EOS, a new men’s grooming company (the guy was a key investor in Method so that means more competition for P&G). I complained that recently, my wonderful Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razors weren’t as sharp as they used to be and were actually hurting my face as I shaved. I’n fact, I used an old blade to make sure and it was much sharper and smoother. What’s up with that, I asked Brian.

Well, Brian just called and told me that yes, the Mach 3 Turbo razors he’s using aren’t as comfortable on his face either.

So AG, before you take off from direct leadership of P&G and Gillette, can you check this out and get me back my favorite razor blade. Before I jump to EOS.

Anyone else out there having this kind of razor blade trouble?

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