Looking for more CEO resume tweets

Well, I should have known. The editor wants CEO and other celeb Twitter resumes for the BusinessWeek piece. Yes, she’d probably go for a wonderfully imaginative everyman/woman example. But the ones I showed her didn’t do the trick.

Here are the two she likes best so far:

Al Gore: Harvard, ‘Nam, Congress, VP (elected CinC ;-) ), Apple Board. Oscar, Nobel & Emmy winner. Saved planet. Oh, & invented the Internet, natch. (from William Fischer)

Steve Ballmer: egg dodger vista launcher yhoo stalker googtrash talker option casher linux basher crazed stepper gates schlepper (from Marc Farley)

So, my question: Can you top those?

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