2008 BMW M5

Could this high-tech road jet be any more perfect?

Let's get the expected impressions out of the way so we can tackle the technology smorgasbord that separates this Teutonic road jet from other 5-Series Bimmers and everything else on the road. With apologies to Clint Eastwood, these include much good, some bad and an element of ugly.

The good: this fourth-generation M5 may be the fastest, most muscular, most precise, and glued-to-the-road four-door most of us will ever experience. It rockets from rest to 60 mph in 4.5 seconds, corners like a front-engine race car and can brake so hard it can bounce your eyeballs off the windshield.

The bad: it appears aimed as much for techno-geeks as for serious drivers. The overly complex, user-unfriendly and often frustrating iDrive multifunction controller alone requires an evening of manual study to comprehend, after which owners will keep their manuals handy for on-the-fly reference. Add to that a mind-boggling plethora of driver-programmable powertrain and chassis settings that offer 279 combinations through an MDrive menu that can be linked to an MDrive button on the steering wheel.

Ugly, as always, is in the eye of the beholder. A lot of folks, ourselves included, have been non-fans of BMW's current 5- and 7-Series styling. That said, it's either growing on us or these updated '08 5s are improved enough to look much better to our eyes, or both. But we did thoroughly dislike our test car's optional Madeira Walnut trim, a reddish-brown wood with horizontal graining that looks painted on with a course brush. Your taste may differ, but we much prefer the standard brushed aluminum trim, or the other optional wood, Olive Ash burl.

Engine tech

Click here to find out more! Nothing quite like a 500-hp V-10 muscle motor stuffed into a mid-size sedan! This is the modern German big-bucks version of the mid-'60s Detroit muscle car, which works quite nicely for Audi's awesome V-10-powered S6 as well. Why a V-10? Elmar Schulte, BMW's engine development manager, says, "We wanted five liters. The ideal cylinder displacement is 0.5 liter. To get five liters, we needed ten cylinders." Uh, Okay.

One key credo of BMW M is high-rpm, so this V-10 is engineered to rev eagerly to its somewhat astounding 8250-rpm redline with some small sacrifice in low-end torque&which, trust me, won't be missed. Lightweight reciprocating components are used throughout, which also helps reduce total vehicle weight and balance front/rear weight distribution to near 50/50. There are three power and throttle-response settings: the P400 default mode (for valets and your son's prom night) caps the engine's horsepower at a mere 400 and gives normal throttle response; P500 unleashes all 500 horses with quicker response; P500 Sport (for track work and New York parking garage attendants) provides full power with even quicker response.

BMW's Valvetronic system, which controls fuel/air intake via valve actuation without a throttle, is not (yet) developed for high-revving engines, but this M V-10 does use double-VANOS variable camshaft control on both chain-driven intake and gear-driven exhaust cams. And, like all M engines, each cylinder has its own electronically controlled throttle. Its ultra-high 12:1 compression ratio is enabled by an ultra-quick ionic-current system that senses knock at each spark plug and retards ignition timing of individual cylinders to prevent it.

The "semi-dry sump" oiling system uses two reservoirs, a small one ahead of and a larger one behind the front frame crossmember, separated by a baffle. A mechanically driven variable-volume oil pump delivers sufficient pressure, but never excess volume, at all times for all operating conditions. Two electrically driven scavenger pumps recover it from pickup points determined by the Dynamic Stability Control system's lateral-g sensor (to account for cornering loads), and a recirculating pump moves it from the front to the rear main reservoir. Cooled by a coolant-to-oil heat exchanger, its temperature and level are monitored by sensors that drive an oil temperature gauge (in the bottom of the tachometer) and a low oil level warning lamp. (Curiously, BMW has decided that coolant temperature gauges are not useful and has eliminated them from most models, including this one. We strongly disagree.)

Powertrain and chassis tech

Click here to find out more! BMW has wisely decided to offer U.S.-market M5s with a heavy-duty six-speed manual transmission as a no-cost alternative to the largely unloved seven-speed Sequential Manual Gearbox (SMG), the only choice in Europe. And it's a gem, with crisp throws, precise gates, perfectly arranged pedals and surprisingly smooth clutch engagement. Like the SMG, it is blessed with an M Dynamic Mode that enables enthusiastic (read: semi-sideways) track driving by backing off the level of traction loss at which the stability system intervenes.

The SMG is a marvel of high-tech engineering that offers an additional forward gear, quicker shifts in full-performance mode than any mere mortal can manage (BMW claims), and a wide variety of shift programs in both sequential (S) and Automated (D) modes. Six selectable programs are available in the former, five in the latter, ranging from "softest and slowest" to "hardest and quickest." Manual shift control is available via either the console lever (rearward for upshifts, forward for downshifts, unlike most everyone else) or steering wheel paddles.

It also has a slew of special features, including Slip Control, which briefly disengages the clutch to prevent wheel-slip when downshifting on slippery roads; Start-off Assistant, which holds the brakes for a second when launching on hills; and Hill Detection, which optimizes D program shift points on both up- and downhill grades. But in our experience (admittedly without time to study the manual or try every permutation), the SMG is consistently slower and jerkier in normal driving than most manual-shifting human drivers. And we're far from its only critics.

The M5's chassis is a high-tech playpen of programmability. Relative to the (V-8-powered) 550i, it boasts a modified subframe, Z8 roadster suspension links, beefed-up bushings, lighter but stronger hollow axle halfshafts, and huge cross-drilled brakes inside 19-inch performance tires on (8.5-inch wide front, 9.5-inch rear) cast alloy wheels. Then it gets more interesting with a special M version of BMW's Electronic Damping Control (EDC), M Variable Differential Lock, and Servotronic power steering with two levels of assist.

The M5's EDC - with three selectable modes: Comfort, Normal, and Sport - steplessly adjusts damping to any level between softest and firmest according to road conditions and driver demand. The M Variable Differential Lock senses wheel speed (rather than torque) and drives a pump to pressure a viscous silicon fluid that transfers torque (through a multi-disc clutch) to the drive wheel with the better grip. The M5's Servotronic vehicle speed-sensitive power steering (for the first time in a production BMW) offers two levels of assist: Comfort (typical BMW) and Sport (less assist for sportier feel). It does not have BMW Active Steering, which varies steering ratio with vehicle speed, but its steering ratio is variable: it becomes quicker as the wheel is turned further from center. And it is as good as power steering gets.

But wait, there's more

Click here to find out more! Remember those 279 combinations? The M5's Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) offers three modes: Normal, M Dynamic, and deactivated (though ABS always remains active), so those three x three power settings x three EDC modes x ten SMG programs (excluding the ultimate S6 program) = 270. SMG S6, which can be selected only with DSC deactivated, adds the other nine (three power settings x three EDC modes). Got it?

The power settings, EDC and DSC modes are selectable with buttons on the console, the SMG programs via the shift lever and a mode selector behind it, and all of these choices can be linked to an MDrive button on the steering wheel through the MDrive menu. Our advice? Forget the SMG and play with the 27 combos available with the conventional six-speed.

Get out that manual, study up, program away and (if there's still time), hit the road!

2008 BMW M5

Base price: $83,675

Engine: 5.0-liter V-10, 500 hp/383 lb-ft

Transmission: Seven-speed sequential manual; no-cost optional six-speed manual; rear-wheel drive

Length x width x height: 191.5 x 72.7 x 57.8 in

Wheelbase: 113.7 in

Curb weight: 4012 lb

Fuel economy (EPA city/hwy): 11/17 mpg

Safety features: Dual front, front side, and tubular head-protection airbags; Dynamic Stability Control with ABS, traction control, electronic brake proportioning, Dynamic Brake Control, Brake Standby and Brake Drying; BMW Assist services

Major standard features: Merino leather interior; special M Instrumentation (with 200-mph speedometer and 9000-rpm tachometer with variable warning segment); power tilt/telescoping M sport steering wheel; voice-command; automatic climate control; heated 18-way driver's, 14-way passenger's power M sport front seats with adjustable backrest width; DVD-based navigation with real-time traffic information; multi-function remote; power moonroof; Xenon adaptive headlamps with automatic headlamp control, level control and cleaning system; rain-sensing windshield wipers; ultrasonic Park Distance Control

Warranty: Four years/50,000 miles

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